The Long Pigs

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“Superior physical performance, sharp direction, outrageous humour and intelligent design make this a dark-hearted jewel.”
ACameron Woodhead, THE AGE

Long Pigs 2

“It’s not often in the theatre that you suddenly realise you are in the presence of creative genius”
Geoffrey Williams, STAGE WHISPERS

Long pigs 3

“The Long Pigs is a precise and witty, mimed sideshow ride like no other, a surreal and funny exploration of the scary clowns of nightmares.”
Liza Dezfouli, ARTS HUB

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“The Long Pigs is magnificent theatre. See it before it disappears overseas to be, I predict unreservedly, a sensational hit”
Geoffrey Williams, STAGE WHISPERS

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The Long Pigs is a cruel joke. Its content includes references to cannibalism, murder, vivisection and sex; but its form is a remix of conventional, highly approachable theatrical forms amidst a murky soup of mutual distrust and suspicion. In the best tradition of all good outlaw stories, in such an environment the gang ultimately turns on itself in a fatally destructive climax. This tension corners the audience in an uncomfortable bargain, where familiar and friendly comic patterns smuggle nasty themes into their consciousness, trapping them into complicity with the performers’ most horrible actions.  

The Long Pigs is genuinely funny – it invests in classic comic forms, extensive classic training in circus and clowning and ultimately it’s as much Three Stooges as it is Jean Genet. The Long Pigs has opened the box of clown from the wrong end. It’s definitely no children’s party.

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Nominated for three Green Room Awards

Nomination – 2014 Green Room Award for Direction
Nomination – 2014 Green Room Award for Ensemble
Nomination – 2014 Green Room Award for Set & Costume Design

Winner Green Room Award 2024

Best Ensemble, Independent Theatre

Seasons

  • Melbourne Fortyfive Downstairs premiere season 2014
  • Tasmanian Circus Festival
  • Sydney Festival – Seymour Centre 2014
  • APAM – Brisbane 2016
  • Adelaide Fringe Festival – Tandanya Theatre 2019
  • Assembly Rooms, Edinburgh Fringe 2019
  • 2022 Brisbane Circus Festival
  • Theatre Works, Melbourne 2023
  • Borderville Festival, Albury 2023

Credits

  • Clare Bartholomew – Performer, Co-creator
  • Nicci Wilks – Performer, Co-creator
  • Derek Ives-Plunkett – Co-creator and original performer
  • Mozes Mozes – Performer
  • Susie Dee – Director
  • Anna Tregloan – Designer
  • Jethro Woodward – Sound Designer
  • Andy Turner – Lighting Designer

Superior physical performance, sharp direction, outrageous humour and intelligent design make this a dark-hearted jewel

Cameron Woodhead, THE AGE

The Long Pigs is juvenile, blasphemous and almost completely inexplicable. But it is probably the most engrossing and satisfying work of physical theatre I’ve seen in the better part of a decade: strange and terrific indeed.

Chris Boyd, THE AUSTRALIAN

It’s not often in the theatre that you suddenly realise you are in the presence of creative genius

Geoffrey Williams, STAGE WHISPERS

The Long Pigs is magnificent theatre. See it before it disappears overseas to be, I predict unreservedly, a sensational hit

Geoffrey Williams, STAGE WHISPERS

The Long Pigs is a dirty little masterpiece, and it’ll change the way you think about clowning. It might even go some of the way to curing your fears. Get your tickets before this clown car leaves town.

Byron Bache, THE HERALD SUN

The Long Pigs is a precise and witty, mimed sideshow ride like no other, a surreal and funny exploration of the scary clowns of nightmares.

Liza Dezfouli, ARTS HUB

This is excellent theatre: confident, original, meaty and funny, and this production offers us the space to reflect on our human capacity to find humour in suffering, lending depth to a very entertaining show.

Liza Dezfouli, ARTS HUB

…a dramatic and visual feast in which you’ll be totally enthralled

Rohan Shearn, ARTS REVIEW

…leave the kiddies at home, this ones firmly for the adults.

Rohan Shearn, ARTS REVIEW